The van drops them off first and Kathy and I just decide to get out on the "wrong" side of the terminal and walk thru - rather than wait for the van to drive around. United's automated check-in seemed to be working quite well - even *scanned* my passport and correctly read the information - but then choked when it wouldn't scan my *visa* (you have to have a *Visa* to visit China: I don't mean the credit card). Just wouldn't do it. So a very-helpful agent walked us down to the human-powered terminals and got us all checked in - including getting me a brand-new United frequent-flyer number - since just one trans-Pacific trip could add up.
We also did quite well with the baggage weight limit. Kathy managed to pack for 20 days - in 41 pounds. My suitcase tipped the scale at 32 pounds. We're allowed 44 pounds each in China, so we were kind of sweating it out. Also, I read that gel-sole inserts in shoes - are disallowed. So I *packed* my shoes that have the inserts and just wore my sneakers.
Walked up to the TSA checkpoint. Hmmm.... it appears that we've found a job where it is considered a bonus if you're grumpy and mean all the time. No. Seriously. I understand that "this is serious business" - but it seemed that all of the TSA people were *pointedly* scowling and barking and clapping and ordering. LONG line, but we just threaded our way thru. I was lucky enough to be "randomly selected" to have my palms swabbed for explosives. At that point, they got a pretty-good swab of *sweat* - but no explosives, so they finally released me from my glass holding cage and I got to find Kathy who had already rescued my shoes and carry-on. But. Gee. Don't we all feel *safer*? (sigh).
Kathy's been studying a bit of Chinese as we wait. Turns out that if you say "Tang" as a question - it means "Sugar". If you say "Tang" like a gong sounding - it means "soup". So don't "ask" for soup - or you'll get sugar. But Kathy is sweet either way.

But by 7AM - here we are sitting at the gate waiting for a 9AM flite to Chicago. We beat both the "weight limit" AND the "wait limit". BEAUTIFUL clear morning - with the sun rising over the horizon just as we got to the gate.
Life *is* good. We're on our way to CHINA!
